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TSA agent at San Francisco International Airport thought Jonah Falcon was excited to see him

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World-renowned large-penis-haver Jonah Falcon was reportedly stopped by a TSA agent at San Francisco International Airport and asked about the “very noticeable” bulge in his pants.

“He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”

“I’m just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” said Falcon, who did not miss his flight on account of his threatening member. “That way, they’ll know. You’d think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”
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